9 oz | Small-Batch | Chicago-Made | Vegan | Gluten-Free | No Preservatives
Unleash a tangy enchantment with every bite—Dilly Dally Provisions’ Pickled Red Onion is a bold culinary companion born from slow-simmered perfection and crafted with care in the heart of Chicago. This isn’t your average pickle; this is a flavor transformation designed to seduce even the most skeptical of onion critics.
Each vibrant strand of red onion is gently slow-cooked in a luscious blend of vinegar and house-blended spices, neutralizing the harshness you’d expect while leaving behind only a delicate, sweetly tangy glow. Oil-free, sugar-free, and made with just three simple ingredients—red onion, vinegar, and spices—this bright condiment is as clean as it is craveable.
Perfectly balanced for a punch of acidity and depth, these pickled beauties are ready to grace fresh green salads, brighten up your tacos, or layer sensually atop a juicy burger or artisan sandwich. With their sharp flair and naturally vibrant color, they don’t just elevate the dish—they transform it.
Why We Love It:
•Made in Chicago with local love and attention
•Oil-free, gluten-free, vegan, vegetarian, and free of preservatives or artificial sweeteners
•Shelf-stable for 3–6 months, just refrigerate after opening
•Comes in a recyclable 9 oz glass jar
•Dimensions: 2.9 x 3.5 in
•Weight: 1.01 lb (459.26 g)
•GTIN: 8600008225351
Suggested Pairings:
•Toss with arugula, cucumber, and olive oil for a mystic salad moment
•Layer onto falafel, pulled pork, or BBQ jackfruit for a magical fusion
•Add to charcuterie boards for a burst of alchemy amid cheeses and spreads
•Stir into creamy dips or hummus for unexpected brightness
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import random
def run_witch_quiz():
# Define questions and possible answers
questions = [
"What type of natural settings do you feel most connected to?",
"Where do you prefer to perform your magical workings?",
"Which magical practice appeals to you the most?",
"How do you feel about practicing magic in a group?",
"Which element resonates with you the most?",
"What is your preferred magical tool?",
"What time of day do you feel most energized?",
"Which celestial body inspires you?",
"What role does technology play in your magical practice?",
"What type of artistic expression do you connect with?",
]
answers = [
["A. Forests and meadows", "B. Kitchen and home", "C. Solitude and astral realms", "D. Ceremonial spaces"],
["A. Outdoors in nature", "B. In the kitchen", "C. Alone in a sacred space", "D. In a formal ritual setting"],
["A. Herbalism and plant magic", "B. Kitchen witchery", "C. Spirit work and astral projection", "D. Ceremonial magic"],
["A. Prefer to practice alone", "B. Enjoy group settings", "C. Mostly solitary", "D. Enjoy structured group rituals"],
["A. Earth", "B. Water", "C. Air", "D. Fire"],
["A. Herbs and plants", "B. Kitchen tools", "C. Various eclectic tools", "D. Athame or wand"],
["A. Daytime", "B. Evening", "C. Nighttime", "D. Anytime"],
["A. Sun", "B. Moon", "C. Stars and planets", "D. Ritual tools"],
["A. Embrace technology", "B. Use it sparingly", "C. Incorporate it into rituals", "D. Prefer traditional tools"],
["A. Visual arts (painting, drawing)", "B. Culinary arts (cooking, baking)", "C. Written arts (poetry, writing)", "D. Ritual arts (formal ceremonies)"],
]
# Initialize scores for each witch type
witch_types = [
"Green Witch", "Kitchen Witch", "Hedge Witch", "Ceremonial Witch", "Eclectic Witch", "Solitary Witch",
"Traditional Witch", "Hereditary Witch", "Sea Witch", "Storm Witch", "Moon Witch", "Sun Witch",
"Elemental Witch", "Technological Witch", "Crystal Witch", "Artistic Witch", "Cottage Witch", "Cosmic Witch",
"Pop Culture Witch", "Animal Witch", "Faery Witch", "Urban Witch", "Color Witch", "Word Witch (Logomancer)",
"Kitchen Cosmologist", "Crystal Grid Witch", "Technology Alchemist", "Artisan Witch", "Kemetic Witch",
"Astronomical Witch", "Winter Witch", "Rainbow Witch"
]
witch_scores = {witch_type: 0 for witch_type in witch_types}
# Ask questions and update scores
for i in range(len(questions)):
print(questions[i])
for option in answers[i]:
print(option)
user_answer = input("Your answer: ").upper()
# Update scores based on user answers
for j, options in enumerate(answers[i]):
if user_answer in options:
witch_scores[witch_types[j]] += 1
# Determine the witch type with the highest score
result = max(witch_scores, key=witch_scores.get)
# Format the result into a blog post
blog_post = f"""
# Discover Your Witch Type!
Are you curious about your magical inclinations? Take our quiz to uncover your witch type and delve into the enchanting world of witchcraft. Let the magic begin!
## Witch Quiz
1. *What type of natural settings do you feel most connected to?*
- A. Forests and meadows
- B. Kitchen and home
- C. Solitude and astral realms
- D. Ceremonial spaces
2. *Where do you prefer to perform your magical workings?*
- A. Outdoors in nature
- B. In the kitchen
- C. Alone in a sacred space
- D. In a formal ritual setting
3. *Which magical practice appeals to you the most?*
- A. Herbalism and plant magic
- B. Kitchen witchery
- C. Spirit work and astral projection
- D. Ceremonial magic
4. *How do you feel about practicing magic in a group?*
- A. Prefer to practice alone
- B. Enjoy group settings
- C. Mostly solitary
- D. Enjoy structured group rituals
5. *Which element resonates with you the most?*
- A. Earth
- B. Water
- C. Air
- D. Fire
6. *What is your preferred magical tool?*
- A. Herbs and plants
- B. Kitchen tools
- C. Various eclectic tools
- D. Athame or wand
7. *What time of day do you feel most energized?*
- A. Daytime
- B. Evening
- C. Nighttime
- D. Anytime
8. *Which celestial body inspires you?*
- A. Sun
- B. Moon
- C. Stars and planets
- D. Ritual tools
9. *What role does technology play in your magical practice?*
- A. Embrace technology
- B. Use it sparingly
- C. Incorporate it into rituals
- D. Prefer traditional tools
10. *What type of artistic expression do you connect with?*
- A. Visual arts (painting, drawing)
- B. Culinary arts (cooking, baking)
- C. Written arts (poetry, writing)
- D. Ritual arts (formal ceremonies)
## Your Witch Type: {result}
Congratulations! Based on your responses, you align most with the {result} witch type. Embrace your magical journey and explore the wonders of your chosen path. Whether you find solace in nature, delight in the kitchen, or connect with the cosmos, your witchcraft journey awaits!
Dive deeper into the mystical realms and discover the unique practices associated with your witch type. May your magical endeavors be filled with enchantment and empowerment.
Happy witching!
"""
# Print the formatted blog post
print(blog_post)
# Run the quiz
run_witch_quiz()